January 2009
14 posts
Noteworthy From Elijah.
White: Why do they call you the drum?
Green: Because I beat like a drum.
Green: And I kick like a drum.
Green: And Finally, because I've got rhythm like a drum.
Green: But the funny thing is, nobody beats me.
White: Nobody?
Green: That's right! Nobody beats the drum.
Green: And who? Are you?
White: Nobody.
Anecdotes from Facing Forward.
I find the cadence of Kris’s voice is highly reminiscent of the exclamation, “Flavaa FLAV!”
Drunk? Entertainment. →
Public Listing.
Breakfast foods that are also verbs.
Roll, waffle, butter, jam, milk, pancake, ham (it up), egg (on)
[I like Molly’s quips.]
“I want to market a line of energy bars for gay men, and call them fruit snacks.”
– Todd Michael Rogers
BEAR HUG ME MAN.
Take your old school carpenter arms and throw them over my upper body leaving my arms dangling underneath yours somewhere and I can barely move them because your squeezing so hard…
And hold me, hold me here in your arms until I start to cry because I WANT TO CRY… There’s just hurt in my soul that needs to be purged so hold me in this hold pose until the pain is flowing from my...